I planned on calling this blog entry Mewesings of a Failed Feminist, but snapped when I remembered I fucking don’t do cutesy. Pardon me. Someone is at the door. I’m back. That was a representative from the National Organization of Women (N.O.W.) demanding I return my vagina. She informed me that in these days of … Continue reading FREE Bookmarks!
We Forget to Remember
Today, I did what I always do on September 11. I watched some of the memorial service and cried. I read news articles and cried. I thought back to that terrible day and cried. I’ve never written about my experiences that day because it’s not the type of thing I write. I write satire and … Continue reading We Forget to Remember
The Satanic Blurbs
Note to readers: While cleaning up some files, I ran across this essay I wrote years ago. I’ve been a bookstore manager for 11 years and in the world of political book publishing, it seems to still be relevant. I did update a few of these so-called authors. A customer pitched a fit today because … Continue reading The Satanic Blurbs
Cool is a Rule
I’d like to state that these days, anything I do in public in which I either make an ass of myself or turn into an asshole, I do with all my faculties intact. This is because I never have more than two beers. That doesn’t mean that 20 years ago I didn’t stagger on stage … Continue reading Cool is a Rule
The Opening Act – Part 2 of 3
If you have no interest in the ramblings of a 60-year old woman revisiting her youth at a Huey Lewis and the News concert; not a problem. I’m used to rejection aka boyfriends, husband, high-paying jobs, bank loan officers, publishers and my cat. But…before you click on the X, do yourself a favor and click … Continue reading The Opening Act – Part 2 of 3
I Want a New Drug
My name is Kat Nove and I’m not kidding. I Want a New Drug. I’m sick of taking blood pressure and cholesterol meds. They are no fun whatsoever and Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Actually this isn’t about drugs. It’s about rock & roll. Thirty years ago, three of us with possible additions (more about … Continue reading I Want a New Drug
Babble & Bite 