White House Chief of Staff – My Dream Job

Below is my partial application to become the latest "permanent" White House Chief of Staff for Trump. Please describe why you hope to be a part of the President's administration. The $179,700 yearly salary.  I doubt the current occupant of the White House will still be there in six months, but I insist on the … Continue reading White House Chief of Staff – My Dream Job


A Scary Christmas

Seriously, Melania?  Please tell me you didn't spend my tax dollars on these suicidal Christmas trees. The only thing that keeps me sane during the shit show in the White House is the fact that there are some damn clever people in the world. It's not just Christmas, every day is scary with Trump in … Continue reading A Scary Christmas


  I turned 63 today and decided to really celebrate for a change. Here are the things I celebrated. Taking the day off from not only work, but also politics. The Remote Control Terrorist aka the somewhat humanoid who I live with got me an out-of-print copy of one of my favorite books, Genius, by … Continue reading Celebration

Family Lore

The lean man covered in blood smiled at the busty blonde zombie.  “What scares you?” The light cast by the campfire appeared to devour Jo Jo's ravaged face.  She giggled.  “Getting drunk and forgetting I’m wearing granny panties.  You know…in case I feel the urge to remove my pants.”  She winked at Lore, who sat directly across from her.  He … Continue reading Family Lore


Today is the first day of early voting in Texas for the 2018 mid-term election. I will be 63 on November 14th. I voted for: Affordable and quality health care; More funding for public schools; Slashing student debt; Protecting Social Security and Medicare; Protecting the environment; Creating jobs with wind and solar power farms; Equal … Continue reading VOTE!