Seriously, Melania? Please tell me you didn't spend my tax dollars on these suicidal Christmas trees. The only thing that keeps me sane during the shit show in the White House is the fact that there are some damn clever people in the world. It's not just Christmas, every day is scary with Trump in … Continue reading A Scary Christmas
A while back I had to call a plumber and it was not a pleasant experience. Today I had lunch with two plumbers and things went much better. I turned 61 this week and my cousin Dori wanted to take me to lunch. Mortified Daughter joined us at a Japanese restaurant. I’d never been to … Continue reading Where’s a Plumber When You Need One?
Parents love to dump their small children in the toy section of a bookstore, which makes me a glorified babysitter rather than the manager. I do get a thrill out of paging the negligent breeders to pick up their kids because it pisses them off to have their blissful alone time interrupted. I want to … Continue reading The Unsupervised Prophet
I planned on calling this blog entry Mewesings of a Failed Feminist, but snapped when I remembered I fucking don’t do cutesy. Pardon me. Someone is at the door. I’m back. That was a representative from the National Organization of Women (N.O.W.) demanding I return my vagina. She informed me that in these days of … Continue reading FREE Bookmarks!
Note to readers: While cleaning up some files, I ran across this essay I wrote years ago. I’ve been a bookstore manager for 11 years and in the world of political book publishing, it seems to still be relevant. I did update a few of these so-called authors. A customer pitched a fit today because … Continue reading The Satanic Blurbs
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