With more class than I will ever muster, LeBron James declines to “shut up and dribble” and instead executes the perfect boom shakalaka on an insignificant person.
The following song parody is sung to the theme from the tv show Cheers.
Making your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got
Matters aren’t helped if Fox News hacks sure are paid a lot
Wouldn’t you like to skip the fray?
Sometimes you want to go
Where nobody knows her name
And they always know who to blame
You wanna be where you can see
Her troubles are not the same
You wanna be where nobody knows her name.
You wanna go where virtue can grow
And vitriol can be tamed.
You wanna go where nobody knows her name.