LeBron dunks on unknown propagandist .

With more class than I will ever muster, LeBron James declines to “shut up and dribble” and instead executes the perfect boom shakalaka on an insignificant person.

The following song parody is sung to the theme from the tv show Cheers.

Making your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got

Matters aren’t helped if Fox News hacks sure are paid a lot

Wouldn’t you like to skip the fray?

Sometimes you want to go

Where nobody knows her name

And they always know who to blame

You wanna be where you can see

Her troubles are not the same

You wanna be where nobody knows her name.

You wanna go where virtue can grow

And vitriol can be tamed.

You wanna go where nobody knows her name.