I had to catch a ride to Alamo City Comic Con due to a condition in my ankle called sinus tarsi syndrome. All you need to know about this problem of mine is that if you cut me off in traffic it will then be your problem. A tow truck and a trip to the emergency room will probably be involved.
This condition is how I met one of the beauties in this blog entry. I dreaded the half hour drive. What if we didn’t get along? Turns out, Alicia is a fantastic human being. We hit it off. This was also her first ComicCon, but her second day. She showed me around like a professional tour guide.
I begged Leatherface to cut off my head before I had to go to work the next day.
Alicia took this photo of me with Leatherface from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. He didn’t say a word, but I wasn’t creeped out because I was having so much fun. I became offended though when he handed his phone to me and indicated he wanted a photo with Alicia. Yeah, I’m fat and unattractive, but dude! I have feelings.
Later while signing books I spied the best Harley Quinn ever and begged Alicia to chase him down and bring him back despite the protests from the guys in the booth. Check out his Facebook page. https://www.facebook.com/LadybeardTX/
I have definitively established that Leatherface is the Beast here. Sorry, Alicia. Ladybeard of Texas edges you out as the Beauty.