Actual photo of my insides during the incident. This past Halloween I embarked on a two-hour road trip in my white-trash Toyota to attend an event which started at 9 a.m. on a Saturday morning. I rushed to the grocery store at 7 a.m. to buy some Fix-a-Flat™ and extra motor oil in case I got … Continue reading Natural Baked Killers
2020 no you won’t beat me not today because I looked up
I turned 63 today and decided to really celebrate for a change. Here are the things I celebrated. Taking the day off from not only work, but also politics. The Remote Control Terrorist aka the somewhat humanoid who I live with got me an out-of-print copy of one of my favorite books, Genius, by … Continue reading Celebration
My Uncle Jimmy was a soft spoken man. I once heard him call a woman who cut him off in traffic in Los Angeles a heifer and it shocked me. That was the closest I’d ever heard him come to cursing. This is the same man who was a crew member on a B-17 bomber … Continue reading Veterans Day
One of the most appalling things about tragedies is that we’re all subject to them. The shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida devastated me. I found out about it at the beginning of my shift at a mental hospital. During the evening I kept sneaking off to a linen closet to … Continue reading If I Can’t Go to the March…
I’d like to state that these days, anything I do in public in which I either make an ass of myself or turn into an asshole, I do with all my faculties intact. This is because I never have more than two beers. That doesn’t mean that 20 years ago I didn’t stagger on stage … Continue reading Cool is a Rule
Babble & Bite 