Remember back in high school or college or in the parking lot at your job yesterday how paranoid that weed you smoked made you feel? Me either. I didn’t smoke weed, but that doesn’t mean I don’t know about paranoia. Karl Rove, George W. Bush’s Deputy Chief of Staff once walked directly behind me for … Continue reading Men, You Better Pause
agony i beat my breast with that thing you use to beat eggs what do you call it never mind nobody cares if my flip-flop soul is coming unraveled my ideological marx umbrella is ripped from the hand not holding that thing you use to beat eggs twisted beyond recognition by a satirical wind i … Continue reading Manifesto
The key to survival is cats. Nobody listened to me back in the good old days when all I had to worry about was paying the Internet bill and still having enough left over to eat. Fucking Time Warner Cable. Let’s see you collect that $237.48 I still owe you now. I may be … Continue reading The Cats vs Zombies Journal
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