When talking to pregnant women, some men display as much brain power and tact as a horny poodle humping a bobcat. Ninety-five percent of the men speaking to their wives are the soon-to-be fathers and the other five percent think they are the fathers.In an effort to ensure as many children as possible grow … Continue reading If You Want to Live, Keep Your Mouth Shut
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It Was a Beautiful Letter
Dear Orange Leader for Life of the United States, I take it you haven’t had a chance to peruse the Thesaurus I gave you at our first meeting in Singapore. Might I suggest you carry it with you on your many unnecessary trips to campaign for the 2020 election? If you are not certain how … Continue reading It Was a Beautiful Letter