agony i beat my breast with that thing you use to beat eggs what do you call it never mind nobody cares if my flip-flop soul is coming unraveled my ideological marx umbrella is ripped from the hand not holding that thing you use to beat eggs twisted beyond recognition by a satirical wind i … Continue reading Manifesto
Dear Orange Leader for Life of the United States, I take it you haven’t had a chance to peruse the Thesaurus I gave you at our first meeting in Singapore. Might I suggest you carry it with you on your many unnecessary trips to campaign for the 2020 election? If you are not certain how … Continue reading It Was a Beautiful Letter
Below is my partial application to become the latest "permanent" White House Chief of Staff for Trump. Please describe why you hope to be a part of the President's administration. The $179,700 yearly salary. I doubt the current occupant of the White House will still be there in six months, but I insist on the … Continue reading White House Chief of Staff – My Dream Job
Today is the first day of early voting in Texas for the 2018 mid-term election. I will be 63 on November 14th. I voted for: Affordable and quality health care; More funding for public schools; Slashing student debt; Protecting Social Security and Medicare; Protecting the environment; Creating jobs with wind and solar power farms; Equal … Continue reading VOTE!
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