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I guess the markup is because you're so awesome!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/fair-pirates.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fair-pirates</image:title><image:caption>I'd happily raise a pint with these two as long as it's Miller Lite.  I fucking hate dark beer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/fair-juggler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fair-juggler</image:title><image:caption>Marty juggled his way into my apathetic heart.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/fair-ferret.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fair-ferret</image:title><image:caption>Leonardo da Vinci's Lady with an Ermine.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/faur-dori.jpg</image:loc><image:title>faur-dori</image:title><image:caption>When I talk, my nose wiggles like a bunny rabbits' which makes me even more adorable.  So buy Kat's books!  xoxoxo  Bambi</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/christopher-moore-fool.jpg</image:loc><image:title>christopher-moore-fool</image:title><image:caption>My favorite fool.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/david_by_michelangelo_jbu0001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>david_by_michelangelo_jbu0001</image:title><image:caption>My penis is up here, Kat</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/fair-queen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fair-queen</image:title><image:caption>Living in the Renaissance would have been too high maintenance for me..  Hell, I haven't brushed my hair in two days.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/fair-dragon-sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fair-dragon-sign</image:title><image:caption>I could be the Grandmother of Dragons if George R.R. Martin would just lift that restraining order against me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-02-04T18:28:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2021/10/31/natural-baked-killers/</loc><lastmod>2021-11-03T17:29:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2021/06/20/tripping-over-my-bucket-list/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/kat-hands-on-head-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kat hands on head</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-06-20T21:48:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2017/06/07/this-isnt-about-chris-cornell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/chris-cornell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chris Cornell</image:title><image:caption>CHRIS CORNELL</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-05-18T18:26:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2020/11/24/tree-therapy-haiku/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/20201124_135711.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20201124_135711</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-11-24T21:00:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2017/02/25/invasion-of-the-hair-follicle-snatchers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/invastion-of-the-follicle-snatchers-drawing.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>invastion-of-the-follicle-snatchers-drawing</image:title><image:caption>These are the aliens who really need deporting.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-11-20T17:26:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2020/09/19/rbg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/rbg-neutral.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RBG NEUTRAL</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/rbg-books.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rbg books</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/rbg-portrait.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rbg portrait</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/rbg-justice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rbg justice</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-09-19T21:46:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2018/01/21/a-shithole-country-can-be-in-your-own-backyard/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/diversity.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DIVERSITY</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/kerrville.png</image:loc><image:title>kerrville</image:title><image:caption>My hometown.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/pecos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PECOS</image:title><image:caption>What shithole country is this?  The United States.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-09-06T05:31:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2020/08/15/men-you-better-pause/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/fit-of-hissy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fit of Hissy</image:title><image:caption>If this photo taken during menopause doesn't scare you, then you are stupid.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-08-15T03:40:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2020/08/09/manifesto/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/groucho.jpg</image:loc><image:title>groucho</image:title><image:caption>Is that a Manifesto in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/clown-car.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clown car</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-08-09T03:07:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2017/05/14/missing-mom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/mom-plaid-skirt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mom plaid skirt</image:title><image:caption>The best Mom ever!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-05-09T04:23:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2020/05/08/without-the-moon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/moon-cat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moon cat</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-05-08T01:33:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2020/02/17/leave-troy-the-fuck-alone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/old-people-troy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLD PEOPLE TROY</image:title><image:caption>OK, BOOMER.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-02-17T20:16:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2019/12/31/nope/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/excuses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>EXCUSES</image:title><image:caption>I doubt you have time to read them all.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-12-31T03:47:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2016/09/05/the-satanic-blurbs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/satanic-blurb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>satanic blurb</image:title><image:caption>I would have written a blurb on The Art of the Deal, but I don't read books that are written by ghost writers.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-08-04T17:47:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2016/11/10/the-unsupervised-prophet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/children-blocks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Children building blocks in kindergarten. Group kids playing toy floor .</image:title><image:caption>WILL THE BREEDERS OF THE MASTERS OF DESTRUCTION PLEASE COME TO THE BOOK DEPARTMENT AND ON THE WAY TRY TO REMEMBER THAT SEX HAS CONSEQUENCES!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/cow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cow</image:title><image:caption>Meet America and who she thinks are her new best friends.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-08-03T17:08:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2019/08/02/if-you-want-to-live-keep-your-mouth-shut-2/</loc><lastmod>2019-08-02T16:35:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2019/07/23/the-guy-on-my-bucket-list/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/jon-stewart-911-victims.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JON STEWART 911 VICTIMS</image:title><image:caption>JON STEWART - ONE TRILLION/

MITCH McCONNELL  - ZERO</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-07-24T02:59:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2019/06/12/it-was-a-beautiful-letter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/trump-kim.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trump kim</image:title><image:caption>Trump should change his first name to Patsy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-06-12T00:47:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2017/02/14/call-me-a-romantic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/teddy-bear-bogie-bacall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teddy-bear-bogie-bacall</image:title><image:caption>You're up to something. 
Shut up and smoke up. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/teddy-bear-redneck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teddy-bear-redneck</image:title><image:caption>Git er done!  (That should take all of 3.5 minutes.)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/teddy-bear-naked.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teddy-bear-naked</image:title><image:caption>If this gets you aroused, I'm calling the ASPCA.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/teddy-bear-cow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teddy-bear-cow</image:title><image:caption>Is it a teddy bear?  Is it a cow?  Is it dinner?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/teddy-bear-zorro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teddy-bear-zorro</image:title><image:caption>If I'm getting a product beginning with the letter Z for Valentine's Day, make it a Zoloft, would you?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/teddy-bear-candy-hearts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teddy-bear-candy-hearts</image:title><image:caption>If I wrote Candy Hearts:  Clean the fucking lint trap!  I'll shave my legs on February 31.  Leave me alone, I'm watching The Walking Dead.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-02-14T19:18:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2018/12/17/white-house-chief-of-staff-my-dream-job/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/TIME.png</image:loc><image:title>TIME</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-02-24T00:20:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2018/11/28/a-scary-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/obama-christmas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>obama christmas</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/red-tree-scared.jpg</image:loc><image:title>red tree scared</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/red-tree-marvin-the-martian.jpg</image:loc><image:title>red tree marvin the martian</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/red-tree-pussy-hat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>red tree pussy hat</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/red-tree-mascot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>red tree mascot</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/red-tree-shining-girls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>red tree shining girls</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/red-tree-handmaid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>red tree handmaid</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/red-tree-melania.jpg</image:loc><image:title>red tree melania</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-28T19:13:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2018/11/15/celebration/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/celebrate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CELEBRATE</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/kat-nove-young-writer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KAT NOVE YOUNG WRITER</image:title><image:caption>Writing something about 45 years ago.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/kat-nove-author-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kat nove author pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-15T05:07:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2018/11/11/veterans-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/veterans-thank-you.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Veterans Thank You</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/uncle-jimmy-and-aunt-billie-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Uncle Jimmy and Aunt Billie Pic</image:title><image:caption>Uncle Jimmy and Aunt Billie - Both Gone, Never Forgotten</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-11T18:01:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2018/10/23/vote/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/votedbeto.jpg</image:loc><image:title>VOTEDBETO</image:title><image:caption>I voted and then volunteered at my local Democratic headquarters.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-04T16:46:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2018/10/31/a-suburban-halloween/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/halloween-trick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stampa</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-31T15:18:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2018/10/30/family-lore/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/carnival-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CARNIVAL 2</image:title><image:caption>Is there no way out of the mind? - Sylvia Plath</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/carnival.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carnival</image:title><image:caption>Is there no way out of the mind? – Sylvia Plath</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-30T16:01:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2018/10/27/thats-entertainment/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/paris-hilton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PARIS HILTON</image:title><image:caption>I should have had a Great Dane.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/joan-rivers-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joan Rivers death</image:title><image:caption>File photo dated 05/03/2006 of Joan Rivers arriving on the red carpet at the Academy Awards, as the comedian has died in hospital in New York, her daughter Melissa said. PRESS ASSOCIATION Photo. Issue date: Thursday September 4, 2014. See PA story DEATH Rivers. Photo credit should read: Ian West/PA Wire</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/happy-halloween.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HAPPY HALLOWEEN</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/bette-zombie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BETTE ZOMBIE</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/lucy-zombie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LUCY ZOMBIE</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/zombie-lucy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ZOMBIE LUCY</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/bogie-zombie.gif</image:loc><image:title>BOGIE ZOMBIE</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/marilyn-zombie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MARILYN ZOMBIE</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/groucho-zombie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GROUCHO ZOMBIE</image:title><image:caption>I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/zombie-hands.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zombie hands</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-27T23:40:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2018/03/21/if-i-cant-go-to-the-march/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/breakfast-club.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BREAKFAST CLUB</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-21T22:42:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2018/02/18/where-nobody-knows-her-name/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/lebron-dunk_-021513.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LeBron James</image:title><image:caption>LeBron dunks on unknown propagandist .</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-18T04:16:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2017/12/31/new-year-new-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/happy-new-year-2018-quotes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>happy-new-year-2018-quotes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/new-life.jpg</image:loc><image:title>New Life</image:title><image:caption>Can we all pretend 2017 never happened?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-31T23:03:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2017/11/15/my-louise-linton-bucket-list/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/money-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MONEY 2</image:title><image:caption>Quit grinning, Steven.  I'm looking at your big old money, not your goofy face.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/money.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MONEY</image:title><image:caption>What's in your wallet?  A dollar?  I doubt it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-15T22:55:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2017/10/31/halloween-with-stephen-king/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/haunted-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HAUNTED HOUSE</image:title><image:caption>TRICK OR TREAT OR...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/family-lore-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FAMILY LORE PIC</image:title><image:caption>WHAT SCARES YOU?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/bear-halloween.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BEAR HALLOWEEN</image:title><image:caption>HAPPY HALLOWEEN!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/stephen-king-cover-ftr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stephen-king-cover-ftr</image:title><image:caption>STEPHEN KING LOVES BOOKS
I LOVE STEPHEN KING</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-31T22:49:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2017/10/31/the-cats-vs-zombies-journal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/punk-tv.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PUNK TV</image:title><image:caption>IN THE BEFORE, PUNK EXCELLED AT CONTEMPT FOR THE HUMAN RACE.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/mow-kitten.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mow kitten</image:title><image:caption>THE LOOK ON WALLY WANKER'S FACE THE FIRST TIME HE SAW A ZOMBIE.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/mow.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>MOW</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/hans-wedding-zombies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HANS WEDDING ZOMBIES</image:title><image:caption>WEDDING ZOMBIES ARE THE WORST!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-31T02:03:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2017/10/28/boom-shakalaka/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/vlr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>VLR</image:title><image:caption>VegasLowRoller is a Boom! Shakalaka!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-29T21:27:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2016/11/24/rude/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/cat-sunglasses-brian.gif</image:loc><image:title>cat-sunglasses-brian</image:title><image:caption>Still not gangsta!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/labradoodle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>labradoodle</image:title><image:caption>Not a gangsta!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/kat-zip-line-closeup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kat-zip-line-closeup</image:title><image:caption>The bored little fucker on the zip line platform did NOT give me any safety instructions so at this moment I'm contemplating my upcoming crash landing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/kat-vegas-sgt-sexxy-boob.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kat-vegas-sgt-sexxy-boob</image:title><image:caption>Charged with being a smartass.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/vegas-kat-sgt-sexxy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vegas-kat-sgt-sexxy</image:title><image:caption>I turned into a man while talking to Sgt. Sexxy's boobs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/brian-christopher.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brian-christopher</image:title><image:caption>What's the word I'm looking for here?  Oh, yeah.  Adorable.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-13T04:17:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2017/09/27/stephenseagal-putin-gross/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/steven-seagal-putin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>STEVEN SEAGAL PUTIN</image:title><image:caption>Testosterone-Fueled Bromance Between These Two Assholes Makes Me Feel All Warm and Fuzzy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-27T15:59:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2017/09/12/national-day-of-encouragement/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/roosevelt-quote.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>ROOSEVELT QUOTE</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/deadpool.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DEADPOOL</image:title><image:caption>Hello, America.  Kat thinks we're friends.  Let's humor her.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/roosevelt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ROOSEVELT</image:title><image:caption>Roosevelt, I miss you, but maybe you're traveling the country doing some good.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-13T04:40:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2017/08/13/a-welcome-to-the-perseids/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ginger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GINGER</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/perseids.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PERSEIDS</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-13T05:16:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2017/07/19/fool-me-once/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/stupidest-angel.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>STUPIDEST ANGEL</image:title><image:caption>"This is, without a doubt, the greatest story ever told about fruit bats, zombies, and miracles...." 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Their vision helps the rest of us see.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/watch-me-play-poster-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WATCH ME PLAY POSTER 2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-19T15:01:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2017/03/31/everyone-loves-a-winner/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/vegas-sign-watch-me-play.jpg</image:loc><image:title>VEGAS SIGN WATCH ME PLAY</image:title><image:caption>I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO STALKING...UM, I MEANT TO SAY... HANGING OUT WITH BRIAN CHRISTOPHER IN VEGAS.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-05T16:47:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2017/03/23/christmas-in-april/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/vacation-sos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vacation SOS</image:title><image:caption>SOS stands for Same Old Shit, right?  Would someone rescue me from my stupid, stupid life?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/vacation-feet.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Nope.  Not my feet.  Not my vacation.  Not my life.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/vacation-santa.jpeg</image:loc><image:caption>Santa is bringing me something good for Christmas this April.  Not as good as a trip to Vegas though, the cheap bastard.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-23T22:52:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2016/12/12/apropos/</loc><lastmod>2016-12-12T03:13:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2016/11/25/black-friday-must-die/</loc><lastmod>2016-11-25T17:46:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2016/11/17/wheres-a-plumber-when-you-need-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/lbj.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lbj</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/obama_clinton_dumb_and_dumber_tshirt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>obama_clinton_dumb_and_dumber_tshirt</image:title><image:caption>HARVARD LAW SCHOOL &amp; YALE LAW SCHOOL- I DOUBT THE PERSON WEARING THIS WAS ACCEPTED BY EITHER</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/dont_vote_trump_tshirt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dont_vote_trump_tshirt</image:title><image:caption>AND SO IS THE GUY WEARING THE T-SHIRT</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/holding-hands.jpg</image:loc><image:title>holding-hands</image:title><image:caption>LOVE IS JUST AS EASY TO TEACH AS HATE.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-17T03:55:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2016/11/05/kevin-smith-i-know-you-were-writing-about-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/jason-mewes-selfie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jason-mewes-selfie</image:title><image:caption>Kevin Smith, you might want to consider auditioning that kid on the left for Clerks 5.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/dante.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dante</image:title><image:caption>Dante is me, I am Dante.  Philosophy 101.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-05T03:14:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2016/11/04/the-true-meaning-of-love-is-attention-to-detail/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/deadpool.jpg</image:loc><image:title>deadpool</image:title><image:caption>Best line in film is in the opening credits in that amazing slow motion first scene.  Written by the real heroes here.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/because-daryl-said-so.jpg</image:loc><image:title>because-daryl-said-so</image:title><image:caption>There's nothing that makes me feel safer than having Daryl pressed against my old lady boobies.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/feelings-movie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>feelings-movie</image:title><image:caption>I haven't seen Inside out, but after seeing these amazing costumes I now want to.  They're glowing!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/negan-woman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>negan-woman</image:title><image:caption>This female Negan told me she was criticized for usurping a male character.  I have news for you guys.  All women want to bash in heads with Lucille on a daily basis.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/captain-jack-sparrow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>captain-jack-sparrow</image:title><image:caption>Alicia and Captain Jack Sparrow both looking hot!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/henchman-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>henchman-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/henchman-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>henchman-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/henchman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>henchman</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/randy-balls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>randy-balls</image:title><image:caption>Trey Parker and Matt Stone are two of my heroes, so I couldn't resist touching one of their creations.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/punisher.jpg</image:loc><image:title>punisher</image:title><image:caption>No idea who the guy in red is, but he looked cool.  I recognized the Punisher and saw Jon Bernthal from a distance.  You'll always be that asshole Shane to me, Jon.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-04T22:09:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2016/10/31/beauty-the-beast-alamo-city-comic-con/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/ladybeard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ladybeard</image:title><image:caption>Okay, maybe I don't need to work out and starve quite as much I as thought.  Love you, Ladybeard of Texas!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/texas-chain-saw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>texas-chain-saw</image:title><image:caption>I begged Leatherface to cut off my head before I had to go to work the next day.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/alicia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alicia</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-31T18:23:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2016/10/30/i-suck-at-selling-books-but/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/negan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>negan</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-30T03:00:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2016/10/27/free-bookmarks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/jay-and-silent-bob.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jay-and-silent-bob</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/jay-bobblehead.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jay-bobblehead</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-27T18:45:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/books/waiting-for-karl-rove-the-sequel-sort-of-kat-jenis-terrible-horrible-no-good-very-bad-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/karl-rove-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>karl-rove-2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-06T02:48:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/books/waiting-for-karl-rove-an-utterly-improbable-road-trip-memoir/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/karl-rove.jpg</image:loc><image:title>karl-rove</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-06T02:47:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/books/overdraft/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/overdraft.jpg</image:loc><image:title>overdraft</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-05T16:16:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/books/if-i-cant-wave-like-a-princess-i-must-be-a-loser/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/princess.jpg</image:loc><image:title>princess</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-05T16:15:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/books/babble-and-bite-short-stories/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/babble.jpg</image:loc><image:title>babble</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-05T16:14:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/books/a-fit-if-hissy-a-schlockumentary/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/image13.png</image:loc><image:title>image13</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/hissy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hissy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-05T14:13:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/books/</loc><lastmod>2016-10-05T07:22:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/blog/</loc><lastmod>2016-10-05T03:29:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/upcoming-events/</loc><lastmod>2016-10-05T02:51:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/about/</loc><lastmod>2016-10-05T02:46:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2016/09/11/we-forget-to-remember/</loc><lastmod>2016-09-11T22:59:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2016/06/20/cool-is-a-rule/</loc><lastmod>2016-06-20T17:02:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2016/06/15/the-opening-act-part-2-of-3/</loc><lastmod>2016-06-15T00:44:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/2016/06/11/i-want-a-new-drug/</loc><lastmod>2016-06-14T03:06:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://babblethenbite.com/contact/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://babblethenbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/person-smartphone-office-table.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Placeholder 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